Your Backend Is Leaking AED 30K–150K Every Month. We find it, quantify it, and map the fix in 36 hours — or you pay nothing.

Four audit stages. One complete picture of your backend — with AED revenue estimates for every gap and a prioritised roadmap for every fix. We go through deliverability, capture, every flow in your account, and retention — benchmarked against UAE ecommerce data at your specific revenue tier. Not global averages. Not templates. Your traffic volume, your AOV, your COD mix, your email contribution — all factored in.

Every gap gets a number: conservative, average, and best case. You receive a written report and a 60-minute recorded Loom walkthrough. It is not a checklist. It is a measurement of what your backend currently produces versus what it should produce at your traffic volume — and the delta, in dirhams.

Klaviyo Manager access, Shopify Collaborator access, and DNS record visibility for authentication verification. Under 15 minutes to set up on your side. No payment details, no fulfilment access, nothing beyond what is required to audit the email and lifecycle backend.

From your actual data — traffic volume, order volume, AOV, current email contribution — benchmarked against UAE ecommerce data at your revenue tier. COD mix and BNPL adoption are factored in separately because they change the flow economics and copy logic materially. A brand with 30% COD orders has a different abandonment recovery picture than one running entirely on card payments.

A simple example at AED 600K/month with 150,000 monthly visitors: at 2% popup capture, 3,000 new subscribers per month. At 4% popup capture, 6,000 subscribers — same traffic, same ad spend, double the people entering the backend. If your welcome flow converts 5% at AED 400 AOV: at 2%, 150 orders = AED 60,000/month. At 4%, 300 orders = AED 120,000/month. That's +AED 60,000/month from traffic you already paid for. That's one gap, one flow. The impact compounds across every abandonment flow, campaign, post-purchase sequence, and win-back that follows.

Conservative scenarios use below-average execution assumptions. Average uses mid-tier. Best case uses optimised execution with correct segmentation. These are projections built from your real numbers — not claims.

Full refund. No conditions. This has not happened with a brand doing AED 400K+/month running paid traffic with email under 15% of revenue. The gap is almost always significantly larger than the threshold. But the guarantee is unconditional — the number either clears or it doesn't.

No. The report, the Loom walkthrough, and the roadmap are yours regardless of what you decide next. Implement it yourself, hand it to your team, or take it to another agency. The audit is valuable independent of whether we build together.

Free audits are lead generation tools designed to create a sales conversation. The output is not meant to be actioned independently — it's meant to justify a follow-up call. This is a paid engagement with a refund guarantee if it doesn't meet the standard. The difference is accountability. The audit has to be specific enough, deep enough, and UAE-calibrated enough that you would pay for it even if you never worked with us again. That standard is what a free audit is never held to.

The specific failure pattern worth naming: a freelancer builds a cart abandonment flow, open rates look okay, revenue doesn't move, the conclusion is that email doesn't work for this brand. The actual problem is deliverability suppressing 30% of sends, a capture rate too low to replace list attrition, and cart abandonment running as the only flow — no checkout abandonment, no win-back, no fallback. And if the brand has meaningful COD volume, the cart abandonment copy is written for a card-paying buyer — wrong trust signals, wrong payment language, wrong psychology entirely. That's a misdiagnosis problem, not an execution problem. The audit finds the actual problem before anything is built. That's what changes.

If your email is generating 25%+ of revenue and your flows are running at UAE benchmark performance — you don't need this. If it's under 15%, the audit will show you exactly where the gap is, what it's costing monthly, and whether it's a strategy problem, an execution problem, a COD/BNPL-specific gap your current agency hasn't diagnosed, or a deliverability problem that's suppressing everything downstream. Most generalist agencies in the UAE manage campaigns and basic flows. They are not running structured audits with UAE-specific COD benchmarking, BNPL adoption modelling, or Arabic segmentation analysis at your revenue tier. What you do with the audit findings is entirely up to you.

A recorded Loom walkthrough of every finding in the written report — every gap, its AED revenue estimate, the benchmark it's measured against, and the specific fix. You can watch at any time, share with your team, and pause to take notes. Nothing is pitched. It is purely the delivery of the audit findings with your actual Klaviyo account on screen.

Klaviyo exclusively. If you're on a different platform, the audit still applies — the gaps are platform-agnostic — but all implementation recommendations are built around Klaviyo's capability set at your revenue tier.

We offer a complete one-time lifecycle infrastructure build — every flow built, deployed, and handed over within 21 days. No retainer. No ongoing management dependency after handover. The AED 2,000 is credited in full against the build fee.

Three paths, all with current pricing held from the moment the audit is delivered:

The one-time infrastructure build is AED 18,500. Your AED 2,000 is credited — net new commitment is AED 16,500. Covers the full build: welcome flow, all four abandonment flows, post-purchase, win-back, capture system, deliverability foundation, segmentation, and 12-month campaign architecture. COD and BNPL logic is built into every relevant flow as standard — not an add-on.

If you want Arabic-language flows deployed in parallel, the Arabic Lifecycle Extension is AED 9,500. It covers deployment-ready Arabic copy for every flow and all campaign briefs — built inside the same 21-day window.

If your COD mix is above 20% and you want specific RTO reduction work on top of the full build, the COD RTO Reduction Stack is AED 4,500. COD-specific checkout abandonment copy, post-delivery follow-up, and WhatsApp confirmation template — all deploying inside the same 21-day window.

The ongoing lifecycle management retainer is AED 6,500/month if you want campaigns managed and flows optimised after handover. Your AED 2,000 is credited — first month becomes AED 4,500. No deadline pressure on any of these decisions.

Three. The constraint is build capacity — we only audit brands we would be willing to build for. More than three per month and the 36-hour delivery standard cannot be guaranteed. The next available build slot is [date]. When three audit slots are filled, the waitlist opens for the following month.

The audit applies across the GCC. Benchmarks, COD/BNPL modelling, and the UAE seasonal calendar are directly relevant across Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar, and Bahrain. The methodology is built for the regional ecommerce environment — not a globalised template that mentions Dubai. Contact us before booking to confirm fit if you're outside the UAE.